I’M OFFICIALLY ON IMDB BITCHES!

One day there will be a creepy childrens song about xbox red rings of death instead of the black death.

I guess I’ll go… play my Wii?

(I plan on getting a new refurb once the beard gets paid, and all my game data is on the detachable hard drive.  Do not weep for me, fellow gamers.)

Every time I file my taxes I spend a moment meditating on the possibility of living completely off the grid.  

Then I remember how completely useless I am offline.

My favorite part of web development is when the thing doesn’t do the thing, but attempting to make the thing do the thing just ends in a server error, heartbreak, and empty wine bottles.

There is nothing that shakes the foundation of everything you believe in quite like when a crossword answer is incorrect.

I trusted you, anonymous bookish puzzle makers.  I TRUSTED YOU.

I just spent a solid two minutes trying to remember how old I am.

Hark! A New Character

Starting a new D&D game with a human bard named Anne of Beeves.  Time to come up with a fucking absurd backstory.

Waiting on le set. Green room is too intense. #notanactor

Waiting on le set. Green room is too intense. #notanactor

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This Q&A is OVER. #portlandia #providence

This Q&A is OVER. #portlandia #providence

Fred Armisen/Portlabfia Q&A @ The Columbus #providence #portlandia

Fred Armisen/Portlabfia Q&A @ The Columbus #providence #portlandia