YOU ARE NOW A GREY WARDEN

enjolrasbitchface:

cherith:

littlecatofwinterfell:

fearliath:

  • The amount of followers you have is how many darkspawn you have killed.
  • The person’s url you reblog this from is your Marbari’s name.
  • Your icon is the next King or Queen of Ferelden.
  • The first item you see to your left is your weapon of choice.

Reblog with your results.

[Idea credit goes to this person]

111 darkspawn killed.

My mabari is called freeoftime

AND ANORA RULES FERELDEN MWAHAHAHA!

My weapon of choice seems to be a pen. I will destroy my enemy with my words -or I’ll just stab them in the eyes with it.

Let’s just say it’s a lot of darkspawn. (I have killed 10s of darkspawn.  XD)

Mabari: littlecatofwinterfell

TEAGAN becomes the next King of Ferelden.  (And who will he take as his queen?)

Weapon: also a pen.  Hey, Teagan writes a mean letter.  He knows just how to say nothing at all in a whole lot of words.  Diplomacy FTW.

NO WAIT THIS IS THE BEST THING

I killed a bunch of darkspawn (hundreds is a round number close enough y/n)

My Mabari’s name is Cherith HOW CUTE

Enjolras is the king of Ferelden OH MY GOD HE’D BE SUCH A GREAT KING DOWN WITH THE ALIENAGES AND THE ARLS WOULD HATE HIM IT WOULD BE SO BEAUTIFUL I AM CRY

My weapon is a chain necklace I CAN MAKE THAT WORK I MUST BE A ROGUE.

Bwahahaha….  I’ve only killed 77 darkspawn.

My Mabaris name is enjolrasbitchface.  Which is fitting, they have a certain… je ne sais quoi.

I am apparently the next queen of Ferelden.  Which is all fine and well as long as I can appoint Flemeth as an advisor.  Bitch knows whats up.

My weapon is a Red Bull can.  Or a Google Nexus.  Which is probably why I’ve only killed 77 darkspawn.

(Source: fearliuath)

So I started watching Bomb Girls and then it was 3am but its ok because Red Bull.

On my 27th Anniversary

I find that Burger King onion rings deter my crushing sense of mortality quite well.

No, the irony is not lost on me.

This is the face I make when I get work email notifications after 5pm when its been slow all day.

This is the face I make when I get work email notifications after 5pm when its been slow all day.

The next time a guy says “Girls don’t poop” I’m going to shit on their bed and claim that scientifically, it couldn’t have been me.

Tags: POOP GHOSTS!

pinkmanatee413:

mediacrisis:

Clearly I am needed.  They deleted the photo off their newsfeed but its still in their photo section.  I really need to get into consulting on the prime time, these people are idiots.

Why the fuss? Why is everyone getting so unnecessarily riled up about this? You people missed the whole point of the picture that it hurts. Yes, you may wear any article of clothing you please because it’s your own body. However, from a fashion standpoint, how you dress depends on what body type, skin tone, height, weight etc etc.  It’s not insulting anybody’s body image. Yes, a 250 pound woman can find leggings in her size and wear them as if they were pants, but are they going to flatter her figure? NO. A women with a bit of tummy can wear a skin tight shirt in her size, but it is it going to look as appealing on her as nice, flowy, floral printed tank? NO  Whether you’re skinny, average, thick, or heavy there will be clothes that won’t bring out your beauty and clothes that will compliment them. So for the love of god, everyone needs to shut the fuck up, and take a moment to say, ” Hey maybe what I think they meant, wasn’t what they meant at all? Maybe I should consider this possibility and look more into it!”. People takes things way to personally, and draw to conclusions based off of assumptions way to quickly. This is whats wrong with the world. 

As someone who works in digital media, my point is that its bad business.  The company exists to sell clothing to large women.  They don’t care what you look like, they want to make a profit.  This does not help.  Hey, maybe people shouldn’t draw conclusions based off of assumptions.  But guess what? They do!  An individual can shrug this off, but again, capitalism.
Furthermore, flattering and fashionable are incredibly subjective terms.  They are also not necessarily applicable to women, theres no need to be visually pleasing just to exist.  And as a 250lb woman, I find leggings VERY flattering.  
This is an old as dirt snarky sentiment meant to make larger women feel bad about themselves.  No one has ever murmured this in a positive way, sorry.  It is completely idiotic for a plus size clothing vendor to put this on their company page.
So you can keep telling everyone to shut the fuck up, but maybe take your own advice before getting your perfectly fashionable knickers in a twist.

pinkmanatee413:

mediacrisis:

Clearly I am needed.  They deleted the photo off their newsfeed but its still in their photo section.  I really need to get into consulting on the prime time, these people are idiots.

Why the fuss? Why is everyone getting so unnecessarily riled up about this? You people missed the whole point of the picture that it hurts. Yes, you may wear any article of clothing you please because it’s your own body. However, from a fashion standpoint, how you dress depends on what body type, skin tone, height, weight etc etc.  It’s not insulting anybody’s body image. Yes, a 250 pound woman can find leggings in her size and wear them as if they were pants, but are they going to flatter her figure? NO. A women with a bit of tummy can wear a skin tight shirt in her size, but it is it going to look as appealing on her as nice, flowy, floral printed tank? NO  Whether you’re skinny, average, thick, or heavy there will be clothes that won’t bring out your beauty and clothes that will compliment them. So for the love of god, everyone needs to shut the fuck up, and take a moment to say, ” Hey maybe what I think they meant, wasn’t what they meant at all? Maybe I should consider this possibility and look more into it!”. People takes things way to personally, and draw to conclusions based off of assumptions way to quickly. This is whats wrong with the world. 

As someone who works in digital media, my point is that its bad business.  The company exists to sell clothing to large women.  They don’t care what you look like, they want to make a profit.  This does not help.  Hey, maybe people shouldn’t draw conclusions based off of assumptions.  But guess what? They do!  An individual can shrug this off, but again, capitalism.

Furthermore, flattering and fashionable are incredibly subjective terms.  They are also not necessarily applicable to women, theres no need to be visually pleasing just to exist.  And as a 250lb woman, I find leggings VERY flattering.  

This is an old as dirt snarky sentiment meant to make larger women feel bad about themselves.  No one has ever murmured this in a positive way, sorry.  It is completely idiotic for a plus size clothing vendor to put this on their company page.

So you can keep telling everyone to shut the fuck up, but maybe take your own advice before getting your perfectly fashionable knickers in a twist.

Clearly I am needed.  They deleted the photo off their newsfeed but its still in their photo section.  I really need to get into consulting on the prime time, these people are idiots.

Clearly I am needed.  They deleted the photo off their newsfeed but its still in their photo section.  I really need to get into consulting on the prime time, these people are idiots.

the-occasion-of-life:

fabulousandthick:

pinkrobotboogaloo:

Brittany Howard / Alabama Shakes

Her voice is so powerful!!

This band is outstanding. 

Brittany Howard is my fucking muse.

the-occasion-of-life:

fabulousandthick:

pinkrobotboogaloo:

Brittany Howard / Alabama Shakes

Her voice is so powerful!!

This band is outstanding. 

Brittany Howard is my fucking muse.

Its almost unfair how good my hair looks today. #selfie #hotness

Its almost unfair how good my hair looks today. #selfie #hotness

Tags: selfie hotness

fuckyeahrhodeisland:

Governor Chafee signs same-sex marriage in Rhode Island into law Thursday on the steps of the State House.

Fucking, finally.  Now I can stop being be less embarrassed about living here.

fuckyeahrhodeisland:

Governor Chafee signs same-sex marriage in Rhode Island into law Thursday on the steps of the State House.

Fucking, finally.  Now I can stop being be less embarrassed about living here.